Ladies:how would you respond if i hit on you this way?

would it be cool if i came up to you [assuming your hot]and went:"i think throughout history the female form has been extremely underrated and i truly believe the bonding of you and in the nude would help bring it back to the forefront....but there's just one thing i need you to do for me before we engage in any type of sexual activity..just promise me to embrace your sexual vulnerability,and its lubricating vaginal liquids ,and it shall blossom, as my sexual appetite for you shall, my beloved, heated sexual pet...